Food Poisoning in East London

What is going on in English soccer these days? Blackmail at QPR and now the entire Tottenham team got food poisoning going into their massively important season finale. If Tottenham had won, they would have gotten into the Champions League next year at the expense of their north London rivals, Arsenal. But ten (10!) of their regulars came down with food poisoning after the team's pre-match meal at their hotel.

The Sports Sauna has just received this exclusive sound bite of the team doctor talking to the waitress who served the team...

Doctor: What was it we had for dinner tonight?
Elaine: Well, we had a choice: steak or fish.
Doctor: Yes, yes, I remember. I had lasagna.