Eddie Johnson

OK. Copa America is over. We stunk. Like, crazy bad. I didn't see any of the games, but I've just finished reading some recaps.

Here are two of my favorites, both relating directly to the Columbia match:

Here's an idea. What if someone took Eddie Johnson, blindfolded him, turned him around about 50 times, then removed the blindfold and lie to him about which goal to attack. Then he might actually run at goal. Worth a try, no?
- Ives Garlacep

So much for using this game as confidence builder; it caps a miserable tournament for Johnson. The next time the team convenes, if Bradley has his first-choice forwards available, it's difficult to see how Johnson will get a game.
- Jeff Carlisle

Here's hoping we've seen the last of him for a few years. Geez.